Craigslist

I was browsing craigslist this morning, just for the heck of it, and I found this entry:

Ok I'm a guy

I have 2 Swedish girls from Sweden, they ariive here 3 weeks ago from Sweden.
They are staying over my house so far but I cannot have them with me because I have a girl friend.

My girl friend arrive back from her vacation and she will come to see me very soon and if she see these 2 girls in my house she will kill me.

Is there any guy in here that have extra room for these 2 girls,

These gilrs are blond and sexy, I mean real sexy and cute ages 22 and 23,
the 22 yeard old is 5 feet 9 and weights 140 pounds, she is curvey and she has nice looking breast like anna Nicole smith.

the Other one is 6 feet 2 inches tall and she is slim with killer legs.

Please note , I never had sex with them, I let them stay here because My friend Unvited them to viet NY and on the dau they ariive he told me to keep them in my house for a few days, a few weeks pass and he told me that he cannot have them over his house because his girlfriend is living with him.

Why should I do. These girls Bought their tickets until August.

Read the rest here. It's pretty funny.

I also found this entry by a female MBA who's having problems finding a job:

I am looking for a special favor not for money nor for drugs. All that I ask from you is the contact info. of your corporate recruiter or HR manger. Contact info. must include name, phone number, mailing address and e-mail address. I will not ask your name or need any of your personal info. Consumer products industry, package goods, retail, and advertising company, marketing agency, pharm/biotech or anything international is good for me.

And in return I am ready to offer you the time of your life. After you email me the information, we will arrange a time for us to meet either at my private Soho apartment or I can come to you. You can have me and do me as you please, as long as you please, as many times as you please.

Yikes. I mean, I'm having trouble finding a good job, too, but I guess I didn't realize the lengths that some people are willing to go to find one. It also illustrates a theory I've got about the corporate world. I think that business is the best modern illustration of the animal nature of humans. Relationships within companies seem to follow a model of pack mentality. Imagine the boss as Alpha Male and the sycophantic young executive as the Omega. When two packs meet to make a deal, it's about intimidating and outsmarting the other guy. Here we've got a woman willing to trade sex for something that she perceives as necessary to her survival. She's trying to join a pack, and using one of man's most basic desires to do so.